holding Jesus ransom,

until the weiner poopie gets cleaned.

April 28, 2008. Tags: , , . empowerment, etiquette, human behavior, ridic, Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

“Twin gay-porn stars arrested in rooftop burglaries”

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Twins Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry. Turns out, they were also just as skilled at breaking into their second, more respectable careers – as hardcore gay-porn stars.

The 25-year-old Goffney twins, both of New Jersey, were arrested Feb. 19. They were charged with breaking into Moon’s Beauty Shop at 9th and Washington streets in South Philadelphia and the adjoining Wings and More, using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments.

The company’s Web site, TLAVideo.com, is the nation’s largest retailer of gay porn DVDs. To Schut’s knowledge, the twins have not appeared in any porn films available on DVD, but he said if they had chosen to further their career in porn, “They could have been huge.”

“Two incredibly beautiful black men and twins – it’s unprecedented,” Schut said. “Ethnic, gay models are rare.”

Taleon also has a lengthy portfolio – but his is kept by the police.

“Taleon is a bad, bad dude,” one police source said.

Chief Dave Kunkel of Clementon, N.J., had no trouble recalling his department’s run-in with Taleon in 2006.

Officers conducting surveillance work at an apartment complex spotted Taleon running up the building’s walls and turning back flips.

“The officers said, ‘We’re glad we’re not going after him,’ ” Kunkel recalled. “Lo and behold, after that, he began conducting open-air, hand-to-hand drug sales.”

Police arrested Taleon for possessing about a half-ounce of crack cocaine and a loaded .25-caliber automatic handgun. While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said.

After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.

“He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, ‘You’ll never catch me,’ ” Kunkel said.

Indeed, they didn’t. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn’t return the department’s handcuffs, Kunkel said.

they win.
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20080227_Twin_gay-porn_stars_arrested_in_rooftop_burglaries.html

March 13, 2008. Tags: . human behavior, ridic. Leave a comment.

imagine accidentally walking into this mess

spiderwebbed

“This huge web was found covering 180 meters of trees and bushes by the employees of park Lake Tawakoni in Texas. It’s not yet clear if this “work of art” has been made by a single or a colony of spiders. The web was initially white, but turned dark when all the mosquitoes got caught in it.”

At least it’s doing some good, I can’t stand mosquitoes either.

http://www.wackyarchives.com/world-news/the-worlds-biggest-spiderweb.html

March 11, 2008. Tags: , . animals, pictures, ridic. Leave a comment.

deadly turn for karaoke.

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um. ummmmm.

john denver spurs karaoke killing spree.

March 11, 2008. Tags: , . ridic, the crazies. Leave a comment.